Oinkment

Verse one, let me tell you ’bout a pig

Oinkment’s the remedy, it’s really all that big

When you’ve got a bruise or a silly little rash

You’ll be feeling better, it’s a marketing smash!

Rub it in, feel alive, what do you got to lose?  

With Oinkment in your pocket, you’ll be singing the blues!

Oinkment, Oinkment, feel the groove,  

Healing with a smile, let your worries move!  

Put it on your skin, let the laughter flow,  

Oinkment’s the fun that everyone should know!

It’s not just for livestock, it’s for everyone, too

From kids to grown-ups, it’s like magic, so true

Got a flair for fun? Just squeeze, give it a whirl

Oinkment’s the name, let’s throw a piggy twirl!

So grab your jar, let’s get the party on track!  

With Oinkment ain’t no ailment holding us back!

Oinkment, Oinkment, feel the groove,  

Healing with a smile, let your worries move!  

Put it on your skin, let the laughter flow,  

Oinkment’s the fun that everyone should know!

So when life gets tricky, just give it a try,  

With Oinkment in hand, you’ll fly high in the sky!