1983

It's Science

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1983

It's Science

Verse 1
I read a headline just the other day
It said, “New research says you should eat cake every day”
Then the next one told me, “No, that’s really bad”
I guess the truth is having just a little laugh

Pre-Chorus
They don’t mean harm, they just like a good phrase
And “according to science” seems to win most debates

Chorus
It’s science!
That’s what they say when they’ve got something new
It’s science!
It sounds so smart, it’s gotta be true
Don’t need charts, don’t need proof,
Just a fun little scoop—
It’s science!
And it might just be true

Verse 2
They’ll tell you walking backwards might make you strong
Then next week they’ll say they might’ve got it wrong
It’s not bad intent, it’s just how stories grow
Like a fish that was “this big” but somehow still grows

Pre-Chorus
It’s not a scandal, just a game of telephone
What started in the lab gets dressed up for the show

Chorus
It’s science!
That’s what they say when they’ve got something new
It’s science!
It sounds so smart, it’s gotta be true
Don’t need charts, don’t need proof,
Just a fun little scoop—
It’s science!
And it might just be true

Bridge
No, I’m not a scientist—
I’m just really good at reading headlines.
And besides, my uncle said it,
So you know it’s legit.

Chorus
It’s science!
When the facts are feeling bright
It’s science!
Might change again tonight
Not a scandal, not a goof,
Just a fun little scoop—
It’s science!
And it might just be true

Outro
If you doubt me, I’ll still smile in alliance—
‘Cause it’s fun to say, “It’s science.”