Jorge Juan Villa de Carlos Sanchez

Jorge Juan Villa de Carlos Sanchez — Johnny to the chosen few,
With a mustache so perfect, it’s classified top-secret too.
He’s been to every country, and one that doesn’t exist,
If there’s adventure to be had, it’s already on his list.

Chorus
Johnny, Johnny — the man, the myth, the tale,
He’s got better stories than a library sale.
He never tries to be cool, yet still sets the trend,
Johnny — the most interesting man… in the universe, my friend.

Verse 2
He once convinced a volcano to calm down,
Built a palace from sand, just to give it to the town.
Every passport he’s owned is retired with pride,
And the moon once asked if it could go for a ride.

Chorus
Johnny, Johnny — the man, the myth, the tale,
He’s got better stories than a library sale.
He never tries to be cool, yet still sets the trend,
Johnny — the most interesting man… in the universe, my friend.

Bridge
He doesn’t drink often…
But when he does, penguins toast with him.

Chorus
Johnny, Johnny — world traveler, king of charm,
The globe’s in his pocket, and the stars in his arm.
From the Andes to the Arctic, he’s made every bend,
Johnny — the most interesting man… in the universe, my friend.

Outro
He once taught an octopus to play chess.
He can salsa dance… in snowshoes.
Sharks ask him for directions.
Stay interesting… my friends.