Filarious

Yo… it’s not just funny…
It’s not just hilarious…
It’s FILARIOUS.
Let’s go.

Verse 1
Walkin’ out the door with two left shoes,
Still moonwalkin’ like I meant to move.
Spilled my latte, caught it in my hat,
Turned to the crowd like, “Y’all saw that?”
Elevator jammin’ to a saxophone beat,
Guy next to me tappin’ with both his feet,
Life’s too short for the boring scene,
So I turn my bloopers into a meme.

Chorus
Filarious! [Yeah!] It’s contagious!
Laugh so hard, they think I’m outrageous,
From the slip-ups to the wildest stages,
Life’s too crazy to be precarious —
It’s FILARIOUS!

Verse 2
Autocorrect just texted my boss,
“Taco the meeting” — now I’m the sauce.
Dropped my phone in a jello mold,
Pulled it back out — still ice cold.
My playlist shuffled from rap to polka,
Now I’m in the club with a tuba and a mocha,
People point, but I don’t care,
Man, I’m the circus everywhere!

Chorus
Filarious! [Woo!] It’s contagious!
Laugh so hard, they think I’m outrageous,
From the slip-ups to the wildest stages,
Life’s too crazy to be precarious —
It’s FILARIOUS!

Bridge
If the mic drops, I’ll pick it up wrong,
Rap backwards, still nail the song.
If life’s a joke, then I’m the punchline,
Laughin’ my way right past the deadline.

Outro
Filarious! [Hey!] It’s contagious!
Flip that script, yeah, we outrageous,
From the bloopers to the wildest pages,
Life’s too big to be precarious —
Say it loud…
FILARIOUS!