She Ranks

Verse 1
Meet Noodle, yeah, she’s small but mighty,
Tail in the air, struttin’ all feisty,
Curl on the couch, sweet as a dream,
Then pfffft — she’ll clear the whole team.
She ain’t shy ‘bout droppin’ the heat,
You’ll smell it from the driveway, out on the street,
You think it’s the trash? Nope, that’s her style,
Weapon-grade stink with a smug little smile.

Chorus
She ranks… higher than the clouds above,
One puff and you’ll question your pet-owner love,
From the rug to the bed, yeah, the air gets dank,
When Noodle lets loose… she ranks.

Verse 2
Breakfast? Tuna. Lunch? More fish,
Dinner’s whatever’s the stinkiest dish,
You try to pet her, she purrs so sweet,
Then drops a gas bomb that knocks you off your feet.
She don’t care ‘bout Febreze or spray,
You’re just her hostage for the rest of the day,
But we still adore her — yeah, that’s the truth,
Even if she’s the queen of uncouth.

Chorus
She ranks… higher than the clouds above,
One puff and you’ll question your pet-owner love,
From the rug to the bed, yeah, the air gets dank,
When Noodle lets loose… she ranks.

Bridge
Silent but deadly, or loud with pride,
Either way, you best run and hide,
But when she curls up and falls asleep,
You forgive the stink — love runs deep.

Chorus
She ranks… higher than the clouds above,
One puff and you’ll question your pet-owner love,
From the rug to the bed, yeah, the air gets dank,
When Noodle lets loose… she ranks.

Outro
She ranks, oh she ranks,
Fillin’ up the room like gas in tanks,
She’s my Noodle, my funky lil’ friend,
From first whiff to the very end.