1997

Karate-Action Dave

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1997

Karate-Action Dave

Karate-Action Dave, he’s the hamster king,
Chop-chop, squeak-squeak, hear that victory ring.
Tiny but mighty, with moves so brave,
In the toy box dojo, it’s Karate-Action Dave!

Yo, Dave’s in the box, but he’s ready to fight,
Hamster in a g-ee, lookin’ fresh and tight.
Wind him up, he spins, little paws on attack,
One chop to the cookie jar, snacks never lack.

Plastic paws poppin’ with that karate snap,
Moves so slick, he’s the hamster on the map.
No kitty, no block can take him down,
Toy store legend, the king with the crown.

Karate-Action Dave, he’s the hamster king,
Chop-chop, squeak-squeak, hear that victory ring.
Tiny but mighty, with moves so brave,
In the toy box dojo, it’s Karate-Action Dave!

Rolling on wheels, speeding ‘round the track,
Dodging LEGO ninjas tryin’ to attack.
He’s got style, he’s got flair, and he’s full of sass,
Takes down the dinosaurs with a tiny karate pass.

Snack-time warrior, master of the seed,
When the toy box’s in trouble, Dave’s the one you need.
No batteries needed, just attitude and charm,
One squeak from Dave, and the toys stay calm.

Karate-Action Dave, he’s the hamster king,
Chop-chop, squeak-squeak, hear that victory ring.
Tiny but mighty, with moves so brave,
In the toy box dojo, it’s Karate-Action Dave!

Yo, they say he’s just a toy — nah, he’s the real deal,
With his tiny karate chops, he’s got that squeaky steel.
From the hamster cage to the battle stage,
Karate-Action Dave, the fury of the age!

Karate-Action Dave, he’s the hamster king,
Chop-chop, squeak-squeak, hear that victory ring.
Tiny but mighty, with moves so brave,
In the toy box dojo, it’s Karate-Action Dave!