# Memom & The Punk Monkeys

> The Best! Need We Say More?


## Posts

- [We are on Soundcloud!](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2025/07/28/we-are-on-soundcloud/)
- [Is That a Turkey? Music Video](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2022/02/22/is-that-a-turkey-music-video/): Is That A Turkey? Official Music Video www.memomandthepunkmonkeys.com #memomandthepunkmonkeys
- [Is That a Turkey? Album art](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2022/02/21/is-that-a-turkey-album-art/): The album from 2022, Is That a Turkey? #memomandthepunkmonkeys
- [I AM FARTACUS Album art](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/12/08/i-am-fartacus-album-art/): 1960 I Am Fartacus
- [Chucklehead Album art](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/10/08/chucklehead-album-art/): A collection of Memom and the Punk Monkeys songs from 1910. #memomandthepunkmonkeys #chucklehead
- [Abisnail Album art](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/09/09/abisnail-album-art/): The Memom & The Punk Monkeys album from 2006. #memomandthepunkmonkeys #abisnail
- [Lo-Pants album art](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/08/14/lo-pants-album-art/): The record from 1955, Lo-Pants. www.memomandthepunkmonkeys.com #lopants #memomandthepunkmonkeys
- [Bob Freakus album art](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/08/11/bob-freakus-album-art/): Bob Freakus. The smooth music from 1927. www.memomandthepunkmonkeys.com #memomandthepunkmonkeys #BobFreakus
- [White Eyes album art](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/08/10/white-eyes-album-art/): The 2009 album White Eyes. www.memomandthepunkmonkeys.com #whiteeyes #memomandthepunkmonkeys
- [Yogurt Lips album art](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/08/09/yogurt-lips-album-art/): The ultra popular album from 2003. www.memomandthepunkmonkeys.com #memomandthepunkmonkeys #yogurtlips
- [Jorge Juan Villa De Carlos Sanchez album art](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/08/06/jorge-juan-villa-de-carlos-sanchez-album-art/): Released in 1991, Jorge Juan Villa de Carlos Sanchez. www.memomandthepunkmonkeys.com #memomandthepunkmonkeys #bestbandever
- [It's Science album art](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/08/05/its-science-album-art/): Album art from the 1983 release It’s Science. Enjoy!
- [Snap! Album art](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/08/01/snap-album-art/): The album art from the 1952 album called SNAP! www.memomandthepunkmonkeys.com
- [Tinkus & Tonkus album art](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/07/30/tinkus-tonkus-album-art/): This is the album art from the debut album of Memom & The Punk Monkeys entitled Tinkus & Tonkus. This album was released in 1901. www.memomandthepunkmonkeys.com
- [Memom & The Punk Monkeys Logo tees now available.](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/07/13/memom-the-punk-monkeys-logo-tees-now-available/): Memom & The Punk Monkeys t-shirts are now available in the store!
- [Memom & The Punk Monkeys World Tour!](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/2021/06/16/memom-the-punk-monkeys-world-tour/): You’ve asked for it and now it’s here! The greatest band of all time is hitting the road around the world. Stayed tuned for the tour schedule being released soon.

## Pages

- [Perfectly Free](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/perfectly-free/): Album Perfectly Free Ten songs about grace, assurance, and God’s sovereign choice. From the trumpet call of the gospel to the pillars of our hope, this one leans straight into what the band actually believes. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → Track List 1. Perfectly Free 2. Grace My Soul Renew 3. I Am Not Ashamed 4. All Who Are Weary 5. Trumpet of the Gospel 6. Pillar of Our Hope 7. Blessed Are the People 8. Return Home 9. By God’s Gracious Choice 10. Fixed Decreed Determined ← Back to Discography
- [More Desirable Than Gold](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/more-desirable-than-gold/): Album More Desirable Than Gold Hymns from Isaac Watts, John Newton, S. Stennett, J. Maxwell, J. Hart, and J. Berridge, retuned for today. The title comes from Psalm 19:10, and the album follows that same claim through to its proof: Scripture is a treasure no wealth can rival, the law it contains exposes every sinner who reads it honestly, and the gospel it also contains answers that exposure with a Savior who paid the debt in full. Same old words, same old doctrine, just given new music so a new generation can learn why God’s word is worth more than gold. […]
- [Why Should the Children Go Mourning?](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/why-should-the-children-go-mourning/): Album Why Should the Children Go Mourning? Hymns from Isaac Watts, John Newton, Joseph Hart, S. Stennett, J. Maxwell, and J. Berridge, retuned for today. These texts trace the believer’s path from the weight of the law to the freedom of the gospel: Scripture proven sufficient, sin exposed by the law, and Christ alone found sufficient to answer it. The question in the title is the whole point — if Christ has paid the debt, why do God’s children still walk around mourning? Same old words, same old doctrine, just given new music so a new generation can sing their way […]
- [Little Bethlehem](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/little-bethlehem/): Album Little Bethlehem Old hymns from Isaac Watts, Charles Wesley, and Joseph Hart, retuned for today. From the wonder of the Trinity to the wonder of Christ born in a manger, these are the same words the church has sung for centuries, given new music so a new generation can learn them by heart. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → Track List 1. Praise to the Everblessed Trinity 2. Glory to God the Trinity 3. Come Thou Almighty King 4. Hark the Angels Sing 5. Call His Name Immanuel 6. At the Redeemer’s Birth 7. Little Bethlehem 8. The Word […]
- [The Songs We Wrote](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/the-songs-we-wrote/): Album The Songs We Wrote A collection of songs that were written by the pen of our manager. Some songs are about his faith. Some are about the love of his life. All were written many years ago. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → Track List 1. Always Stand 2. Before Now and Forever 3. In the Distance 4. Here You Are Now 5. Life’s Key 6. Lonely Night 7. My Sin 8. She Forgave Me 9. The Day I Said Goodbye 10. The Key to My Heart 11. What Do You Have to Say 12. Why Should I Live? […]
- [Songs for Pilgrims and Saints](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/songs-for-pilgrims-and-saints/): Album Songs for Pilgrims and Saints Songs for Pilgrims and Saints is a collection of Christ-centered songs for believers who know this world is not their home. Rooted in biblical truth and written for everyday discipleship, these songs speak of faith, hope, repentance, perseverance, and the joy of following Christ through every season of life. Whether gathered with the church, worshiping with your family, or listening on your own, this album is meant to encourage weary pilgrims to fix their eyes on Christ and press on toward the heavenly city. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → Track List 1. Grace […]
- [the record](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/the-record/): You Found It The Record Two versions of how this band came to be. One of them is true. // version one — the legend About the Band When the band first formed in the cellar of McPhilbob’s parents’ home, they had no idea what they were getting themselves into. They believed that nothing happens by chance and that God had given them a soapbox for a reason to impact the lives of people around the world. Above all, their ultimate goal was to glorify God in everything that they do. They believed that they are the greatest band of all […]
- [Music](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/music/): The Full Catalog Discography Every record, all in one place. Streaming everywhere. Latest Release Satan Be Sataning Like Satan Does A raw and honest collection of songs about temptation, spiritual struggle, repentance, perseverance, and the grace that keeps us standing. Satan Be Sataning Like Satan Does is a testimony from the battlefield—not of perfect victories, but of a faithful Savior who holds His people through every fight. The enemy may scheme, but Christ is victorious. The battle is real, the scars are real, and so is the grace. The Catalog All Christmas Hymns Old Paths, New Voices Ever Ancient, Ever New […]
- [Home](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/): Are You Ready? This is real made-up music. Memom & The Punk Monkeys — an independent band with a growing catalog and no interest in sounding like anyone else. ▶ Listen on Spotify ▶ Listen on Apple Music Latest Release Out Now Latest Album Satan Be Sataning Like Satan Does A raw and honest collection of songs about temptation, spiritual struggle, repentance, perseverance, and the grace that keeps us standing. Satan Be Sataning Like Satan Does is a testimony from the battlefield—not of perfect victories, but of a faithful Savior who holds His people through every fight. The enemy may scheme, […]
- [Ever Ancient Ever New](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/ever-ancient-ever-new/): Album Ever Ancient, Ever New A collection of centuries-old hymns given new voice for a new generation. Drawing from writers like Isaac Watts, John Hart, and Richard Burnham, this album moves through the mercy of God, the holiness of Christ, and the wonder of his deity and humanity, all set to a blend of styles that honors the weight of the words while making them sound like today. These songs have been sung by the church for hundreds of years. Here, they get to be sung again. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → Track List 1. Thy Mercy My God […]
- [The Feast of Buttons](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/the-feast-of-buttons/): The Feast of Buttons Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me The Feast of Buttons: A Brackenford Tradition Origins The Feast of Buttons traces its roots back to the late 14th century, when famine struck Brackenford and its surrounding villages. Lord Henry Everleigh, a nobleman with a reputation for both eccentricity and compassion, sought to bridge the gap between rich and poor. He announced a great banquet in the Everleigh Hall, declaring that no man, woman, or child would be […]
- [Old Paths New Voices](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/old-paths-new-voices/): Album Old Paths, New Voices Old Paths, New Voices takes ten hymns from Isaac Watts, B. Beddome, Samuel Medley, R. Burnham, and J. Kent and gives them new sound. The original writers weren’t just filling out a hymnal, they were tracing the character of God one attribute at a time: his infinity, his eternity, his power, his sovereignty, his wisdom, his justice, his goodness, his loving-kindness, his everlasting love. This record follows that same map, one track per attribute, across a mix of genres from song to song. The words are old. The voices are new. What they’re describing hasn’t changed. […]
- [Is That A Turkey](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/is-that-a-turkey/): 2022 Is That A Turkey? Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 2022 Is That A Turkey? [Chuckle} Oh, snap. Oh snap. Oh snap. [Chuckle} Oh, snap.  [Chuckle} Oh, snap. [Turkey gobble] [Turkey gobble] [Turkey gobble] Is that a turkey? [scream] [chuckle] Oh snap. [chuckle] [scream] [chuckle] [alien oh snap] [chuckle] [turkey gobble] [turkey gobble] [turkey gobble] [turkey gobble] [turkey gobble] [turkey gobble] [turkey gobble] Is that a turkey? [scream]  
- [Hey Guyz](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/hey-guyz/): 2018 Hey Guyz Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 2018 Hey Guyz Verse 1Controller in his hands, he’s ready to play,Sees the older kids online, jumps in right away.Headset crooked, mic too loud,Breathing like he just ran a mile through a crowd.First words out when his avatar arrives—“Hey guyz! Hey guyz! Hey guyz!” ChorusHey guyz! [We can hear you just fine!]Hey guyz! [Stop breathing in the mic!]Hey guyz! [We’re trying to survive!]He’s yelling, screaming, wheezing—man, the whole squad’s fried. […]
- [She Ranks](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/kale-copy/): 2010 She Ranks Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 2010 She Ranks Verse 1Meet Noodle, yeah, she’s small but mighty,Tail in the air, struttin’ all feisty,Curl on the couch, sweet as a dream,Then pfffft — she’ll clear the whole team.She ain’t shy ‘bout droppin’ the heat,You’ll smell it from the driveway, out on the street,You think it’s the trash? Nope, that’s her style,Weapon-grade stink with a smug little smile. ChorusShe ranks… higher than the clouds above,One puff and you’ll […]
- [Kale](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/kale/): 2013 Kale Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 2013 Kale Verse 1She’s the first in line, born to lead the pack,Five younger sibs all got her back,Smart as a whip, got the grades to prove,But she’s still the one makin’ the whole room move.Got her Bible open, wisdom on speed dial,But she’ll call you out if you’re actin’ vile,She can make you laugh ‘til you fall off your chair,But mess with her fam? Boy, don’t you dare. ChorusKale… she’s […]
- [White Eyes](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/white-eyes/): 2009 White Eyes Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 2009 White Eyes Yeah, uh, here we goTurn it up in the headphonesFor all the kids who know how to roll their eyes… [yeah, you know who you are]Let’s go! White Eyes walkin’ in the room like “What’d I miss?”Roll so hard, see the whites—can’t resistGot a scar on his head, that’s a battle crownFrom the day he took a flight down the stairway townController in his hands, got that […]
- [Abisnail](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/abisnail/): 2006 Abisnail Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 2006 Abisnail Verse 1There’s a girl with a smile like a sunrise glow,Hair like a flame when the soft winds blow,She’s quick with a thought, and her laughter’s light,But her heart runs deep in the Savior’s sight. Pre-ChorusWhen the world runs fast, she don’t lose her way,She takes her time, but she’s bold to say— Chorus“Oh, I’m just Abi-snail, movin’ with grace,Not in a hurry when I’m runnin’ this race.The Lord […]
- [Yogurt Lips](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/yogurt-lips/): 2003 Yogurt Lips Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 2003 Yogurt Lips Verse 1I see you sitting at the table, spoon in your hand,Strawberry swirl, it’s your yogurt band.You take one bite, then two, oh what a sight—Now your smile’s looking creamy white! ChorusYogurt lips, yogurt lips,Yogurt, yogurt lips!Dancing ’round the kitchen with your yogurt lips,Yogurt lips, yogurt lips,Yogurt, yogurt lips—Sweet little mustache on your yogurt lips! Verse 2You giggle and sing while the spoon takes a dip,Oops—now there’s […]
- [The 6-Pack](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/the-6-pack/): 2001 The 6-Pack Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 2001 The 6-Pack Verse 1Six bright lights in a world that’s dim,Living for the Lord, every step’s for Him.Shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand,Shining His love all across this land.They laugh together, they pray as one,They run this race ‘til the work is done.When someone’s hurting, they’re first in line,Six big hearts, letting God’s love shine! ChorusHey! They’re the 6-Pack, walking in the light,Shining like stars in the middle of […]
- [Karate-Action Dave](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/karate-action-dave/): 1997 Karate-Action Dave Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1997 Karate-Action Dave Karate-Action Dave, he’s the hamster king,Chop-chop, squeak-squeak, hear that victory ring.Tiny but mighty, with moves so brave,In the toy box dojo, it’s Karate-Action Dave! Yo, Dave’s in the box, but he’s ready to fight,Hamster in a g-ee, lookin’ fresh and tight.Wind him up, he spins, little paws on attack,One chop to the cookie jar, snacks never lack. Plastic paws poppin’ with that karate snap,Moves so slick, he’s […]
- [Seriouswe](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/seriouswe/): 1995 Seriouswe? Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1995 Seriouswe? Verse 1You tell me stories that sound too wild to be true,I tilt my head and blink—what am I supposed to do?You say you met a dragon, or a talking tree,And all I can say is “Seriouswe?” Pre-ChorusIt’s stuck on my tongue, but it means the same,A little lisp, but I’m asking all the same. ChorusSeriouswe? Are you for real?Or am I caught up in some crazy deal?Seriouswe? Don’t […]
- [Filarious](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/filarious/): 1993 Filarious Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1993 Filarious Yo… it’s not just funny…It’s not just hilarious…It’s FILARIOUS.Let’s go. Verse 1Walkin’ out the door with two left shoes,Still moonwalkin’ like I meant to move.Spilled my latte, caught it in my hat,Turned to the crowd like, “Y’all saw that?”Elevator jammin’ to a saxophone beat,Guy next to me tappin’ with both his feet,Life’s too short for the boring scene,So I turn my bloopers into a meme. ChorusFilarious! [Yeah!] It’s contagious!Laugh […]
- [Jorge Juan Villa de Carlos Sanchez](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/jorge-juan-villa-de-carlos-sanchez/): 1991 Jorge Juan Villa de Carlos Sanchez Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1991 Jorge Juan Villa de Carlos Sanchez Jorge Juan Villa de Carlos Sanchez — Johnny to the chosen few,With a mustache so perfect, it’s classified top-secret too.He’s been to every country, and one that doesn’t exist,If there’s adventure to be had, it’s already on his list. ChorusJohnny, Johnny — the man, the myth, the tale,He’s got better stories than a library sale.He never tries to be […]
- [Nermal](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/nermal/): 1989 Nermal Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1989 Nermal Verse 1Nermal’s got that smile,That melts your will in half,You think they’re all sweet innocence,‘Til you hear that little laugh.They stroll in like the sunshine,And leave like a hurricane,You’re pickin’ up the pieces,While they’re whistlin’ in the rain. ChorusOh, Nermal… you little charmer,You’ve got the whole world in your tiny paw.You strut in like you own the place,Break the rules and rewrite the law.Nermal… it ain’t even fair,With those […]
- [The Pink Marshmallow](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/the-pink-marshmallow/): 1986 The Pink Marshmallow Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1986 The Pink Marshmallow Verse 1We keep a bag of marshmallows in the cupboard by the sink,Four little colors to tell us what the grown-ups think.Green means “everything’s fine, go outside and play,”Yellow means “watch it, don’t push it today.” ChorusBut the pink marshmallow, that’s the one we fear,If you see it in the jar, you better disappear!’Cause green is cool, yellow’s a frown,Orange means the steam train’s comin’ […]
- [It's Science](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/its-science/): 1983 It’s Science Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1983 It’s Science Verse 1I read a headline just the other dayIt said, “New research says you should eat cake every day”Then the next one told me, “No, that’s really bad”I guess the truth is having just a little laugh Pre-ChorusThey don’t mean harm, they just like a good phraseAnd “according to science” seems to win most debates ChorusIt’s science!That’s what they say when they’ve got something newIt’s science!It sounds […]
- [Owanges Mommy Owanges](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/owanges-mommy-owanges/): 1981 Owanges, Mommy, Owanges Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1981 Owanges, Mommy, Owanges [Opening with the big fight voice]ANNOUNCER:“Ladies and gentlemen, we’re live in the kitchen arena! The reigning Backyard Champion is on his feet… wait—OH NOOO! OUT OF NOWHERE—GRAVITY WITH THE SURPRISE TAKE-DOWN!” Well I was struttin’ like Macho Man, feelin’ ten feet tall,Crowd in my head screamin’ loud at it all,When the floor came flyin’ up like a steel chair swing,And I hit the mat hard […]
- [Slacker](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/slacker/): 1978 Slacker Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1978 Slacker There it goes again—thump-thump through the wallThat bass shakes my dentures right out in the hallGot no respect, no curfew, no shameJust noise and nonsense, and video game fameI see ‘em draggin’ in at quarter past lateWith pants round their knees and some half-eaten plateNo wristwatch, no hustle, just head in the cloudAnd that migraine mix blarin’ way too loud Slacker! You call that a lifestyle, kid?Slacker! You’re louder […]
- [Wilbo Baggins](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/wilbo-baggins/): 1977 Wilbo Baggins Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1977 Wilbo Baggins Verse 1In Bywater’s rolling fields I dwell,Where tales of old still find their spell;A Baggins born, though not so famed—Wilbo’s my name, though kinship’s strained.Twice removed from Hobbit-lore,Yet winds of destiny roar;While Frodo bears the weight of ring,I hum my tune and let my heart sing. ChorusOh, Wilbo Baggins, steady and sure,With courage small but spirit pure.Though shadows fall on distant trails,Hope lights the night where heart […]
- [Choringtons](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/choringtons/): 1973 Choringtons Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1973 Choringtons Verse 1Welcome to the land of Choreingtons,Where brooms and dusters dance along,Where socks leap into laundry bins,And dishes sing a tidy song.Every toy finds its proper place,Books line up in neat array—Here the children work with smiles,Then dash outside to laugh and play! ChorusIn Choringtons chores are never a bore,They’ll sweep and scrub ’til they can’t no more—Then off they go to fields of green,With time to dream what […]
- [Monkey Servants](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/monkey-servants/): 1970 Monkey Servants Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1970 Monkey Servants Verse 1I was stuck at home, with chores to do,My socks were lost, my lunch was too.I stared at the ceiling, sighed real deep,Then drifted off into monkey-suited sleep.In came a monkey, dressed to impress,Tiny bowtie, no wrinkle, no mess.He tipped his hat and gave a wink,Poured my juice before I could blink!—ChorusMonkey servants, tidy and quick,They shine my shoes and fetch my stick.Wearing little suits with […]
- [Swick](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/swick/): 1969 Swick Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1969 Swick Verse 1Sunshine on my face, feels like candy in the skyJumping in the puddles—oh me, oh my!Ice cream cones and roller skates, pizza topped with extra cheeseEvery little moment’s bursting at the seamsPre-ChorusWhen your heart’s doing flips and your grin won’t quitYou know you’ve found that magic—yeah, that perfect fit ChorusS-S-Swick! That’s the feeling that I wantLike sweetness and coolness in one big jauntSwick! All the awesome things I […]
- [Hello Michael Is That You](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/hello-michael-is-that-you/): 1965 Hello, Michael, Is That You? Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1965 Hello, Michael, Is That You? [Verse 1]Yo, I saw Michael, always on the go, Back and forth to his crib, you already know. With that ball in his hand, dribblin’ like a pro, But at Walmart, boy, he’s putting on a show! He’s a superstar, yeah, can’t you see? Every aisle’s a court, livin’ wild and free! [Chorus]Hello, Michael, is that you? With the ball and […]
- [I Am Fartacus](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/i-am-fartacus/): 1960 I Am Fartacus Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1960 I Am Fartacus [Verse 1]In the arena of shadows, I rise, I roar,With the stench of rebellion, I settle the score,Metal chains rattle, as I take my stance,Defying the tyrants in this savage dance. I am the echo of freedom’s call, [Chorus]I am Fartacus, hear my battle cry,With thunder and fury, I reach for the sky,Unleashing my anger, my spirit won’t die,In this metal uprising, let the rules […]
- [Lo Pants](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/lo-pants/): Album Lo-Pants Lo-pants is a joyful pop album celebrating kindness, friendship, and the people who make life brighter just by being themselves. Filled with catchy melodies, uplifting anthems, and heartfelt lyrics, these twelve songs remind us that hope can light the darkest nights, encouragement can change a life, and happiness is always better when it’s shared. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → Track List 1 .Smile So Bright 2. Magic Spark 3. Lo-pants 4. Star of the Show 5. Wrong Turns to Right 6. Life’s Better with Her 7. Encouraging Hearts 8. Fire in the Dark 9. Spread Your Wings […]
- [Snap](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/snap/): 1952 Snap! Looking for the Merch? Grab all of your favorite Memom & The Punk Monkeys gear!  From t-shirts to hoodies you’ll find all the official gear here. Merch Me 1952 Snap! [Verse 1]Every little moment, we’re dancing in the sun, Laughter all around us, let’s finish what we’ve begun, Joy is in the air, can’t you feel that thrill? Grab your shades, let’s chase those silly dreams until… Snap, and we’ll make this last forever, Every little heartbeat, dancing together. [Chorus]Snap, snap, snap, let the good times roll, We’re living in the moment, feeling young and whole, Snap, snap, snap, […]
- [Satan Be Sataning Like Satan Does](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/satan-be-sataning-like-satan-does/): Album Satan be Sataning Like Satan Does A raw and honest collection of songs about temptation, spiritual struggle, repentance, perseverance, and the grace that keeps us standing. Satan Be Sataning Like Satan Does is a testimony from the battlefield—not of perfect victories, but of a faithful Savior who holds His people through every fight. The enemy may scheme, but Christ is victorious. The battle is real, the scars are real, and so is the grace. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → Track List 1. My Heart On the Stand 2. The War I Didn’t Start 3. Whispers In the Dark […]
- [30 Seconds 5 4 3 2 1](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/30-seconds-5-4-3-2-1/): Album 30 Seconds…5, 4, 3, 2, 1 30 Seconds… 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 is a collection of songs about the beautiful chaos of everyday life. From frantic morning countdowns and missing wallets to laundry mountains, bedtime negotiations, and the mysterious disappearance of household objects, this album celebrates the moments when life feels like it’s moving faster than we can keep up. With humor, warmth, and a little bit of exasperation, these songs turn ordinary family struggles into unforgettable stories. The messes, mishaps, and small disasters become reminders that the best moments are often found in the middle of the chaos. […]
- [Bob Freakus](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/bob-freakus/): Album Bob Freakus Bob Freakus is a cinematic journey into the legend of a man who always seems one step ahead. Through high-stakes heists, dangerous alliances, betrayal, and quiet reflection, the album peels back the layers of the myth to reveal the cost of living behind a carefully crafted image. Every track adds another chapter to the story of Bob Freakus—where style is survival, trust is a gamble, and legends never truly disappear. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → Track List 1. Eyes On the Target 2. License 3. Bob Freakus 4. The Monte Carlo Heist 5. Queen of Diamonds […]
- [Oinkment](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/oinkment/): Album Oinkment Oinkment begins as a silly jingle about a miracle pig ointment and slowly transforms into a satirical journey through advertising, consumerism, and influencer culture. Packed with catchy hooks, sharp humor, and unexpected depth, the album follows the rise and fall of a product that promises to cure everything—while asking what happens when we buy every quick fix except the one we truly need. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → Track List 1. Oinkment 2. Buy the Cure 3. Subscription to Sanity 4. The Focus Group 5. Ad Break 6. Piggy In the Mirror 7. Influencer Heaven 8. The […]
- [Chucklehead](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/chucklehead/): Album Chucklehead Chucklehead is a joyful anthem for anyone ready to push back against the gray. A celebration of laughter, kindness, and hope, this album follows a movement where ordinary people discover that joy can be a powerful force. From sparks of courage to a full-blown revolution of light, Chucklehead invites listeners to dance through the struggles, spread kindness, and bring a little more color into the world. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → Track List 1. Light the Fuse 2. Chucklehead 3. Blue Skies Brigade 4. Confetti Hearts 5. Smile Like a Weapon 6. Dancing in the Potholes 7. […]
- [Mr Fudgesicle](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/mr-fudgesickle/): Album Mr. Fudgesicle Twelve character carols for the odd, good-hearted souls who keep a little frozen-over town running through the coldest stretch of the year, part hymn, part tall tale, all sung like you already know these people. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → // the backstory The Keepers of the Hollow The Hollow doesn’t have one Santa. It has a whole company of them, each one built for a single job, and none of them can do that job alone. Every winter there, the stories say, the cold brings out figures nobody remembers naming: a woman who sweeps color […]
- [Uh Santa](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/uh-santa/): Album Uh, Santa? Eleven songs that start with a kid catching Dad in a Santa suit and end up somewhere a lot closer to Bethlehem. Funny, a little chaotic, and not actually about Santa. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → Track List 1. Uh, Santa? 2. Stocking of Regrets 3. Reindeer on the Roof 4. Midnight Manger 5. Coal and Compliments 6. Mince-Pie Confession 7. Dear Santa, It’s Me Again 8. The Claus of the Law 9. Santa’s Lament 10. Silent Nightlight 11. January Epiphany ← Back to Discography
- [Tinkus and Tonkus](https://memomandthepunkmonkeys.com/tinkus-and-tonkus/): Album Tinkus & Tonkus A resurrection of half-remembered folk songs and cobbled hymns from the town of Brackenford—ten tracks turning old market-day chants and tin-roof lullabies into brass, piano, and gospel-folk arrangements. Spotify → Apple Music → YouTube → // the backstory The Town of Brackenford Hidden in the rolling dales of Northumberland, not far from the borderlands, lies the town of Brackenford. A cobbled market square, a leaning church spire, and rows of soot-worn cottages mark it out as an ordinary English village. But Brackenford has long held a reputation for its peculiar music: half folk, half hymn, all heart. […]
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